CONGRATS ON 10 AMAZING YEARS JACOB MOTZ!!!

You are the Megaman of Portal A in that (1) you have acquired all the skills (2) you've been around forever (3) your adventurer spirit and overall vibe is undeniable.

MOTZ FACTS

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From a town/village called Pigeon!

Directed Moneyball starring Brad Pitt!

Is obsessed with the game Can Jam

Owns 300+ hats!

Journals his face off nearly every day!

WOW LOOK AT YOUNG JACOB!

SO YOUNG AND FREE